Topping this list is everyone’s favorite reliever, Jonathan Papelbon. Why not invite the 35-year-old former World Series champion? Well let’s just say we don’t need dad getting choked out for not cooking the turkey fast enough.
Papelbon also has a knack for getting violent when things are going well too, as you can see in a pleasing GIF form below.
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