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Nothing against 2015’s AL Cy Young award winner, and surely Dallas Keuchel is a pleasant guy to be around. This is nothing against Keuchel, but it is something against his beard. While Keuchel’s beard is large and impressive, you could imagine it would cause a problem at Thanksgiving dinner, what with all the passing around of food and all.
Let’s be honest, no one is going to want to take a nice hearty scoop of mashed potatoes when a beard has been dragged through it.
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