2. Jake Peavy
The guy yells at himself.
OK, but in all seriousness … OK once more, Jake Peavy yells at himself!
Whether it’s your plump uncle stealing the last scoop of mashed potatoes, your grandmother who doesn’t want the T.V. on, or your cousin who won’t let anyone else get a word in, there will be plenty of opportunity to yell at others on Thanksgiving. Peavy gives us all a break from this and does it to himself.
My guess, Peavy’s probably the guy, hiding in the spare room, yelling at himself for the misery that is the Detroit Lions. Oh, and he probably stole the last slice of pumpkin pie.