Five baseball players to invite over for Thanksgiving

Source: Gail Oskin/Getty Images North America

Source: Gail Oskin/Getty Images North America

4. Ryan Dempster

Just look at him. That bundle of ginger is probably already at a Thanksgiving near you.

But why will he be at mine?

We all know about Frank Caliendo and his impersonations, but Dempster’s baseball impersonations are second to none. If he agrees to do his Tim Kurkjian or Harry Caray impersonation at least once, he can have all the turkey he wants. Assuming Bartolo Colon hasn’t finished it.

Oh, and did I mention his ginger-ness. We can all use a little ginger for the holidays.

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