San Francisco Giants: A summer-long cruise
The San Francisco Giants, having won three of the past six World Series, are the baseball dynasty of the decade. They won it all in 2010, 2012, and 2014. That means… oh no.
It’s 2016. The Giants are going to win the World Series again. It’s inevitable.
Let’s just give them the summer off. What do you say, Santa? Send them on a cruise. They’re going to win the World Series anyway, so it doesn’t really matter what they do to get there. Let Madison Bumgarner rest his arm as he enjoys a margarita while sprawled out on a lawn chair by the pool. And we know that if any ladies on the boat go into labor, Buster Posey will be there with his mitt, ready to help with the delivery.
Stocking Stuffers: a new Gucci belt for Brandon Belt and a name tag for Jeff Samardzija so that his new teammates learn how to spell his name.