Five Monster Questions For The 2016 Boston Red Sox

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4. Can we flip these two for a gift card to Dunkin’ Donuts?

Seriously though, what the hell are we gonna do with these guys? I’m trying to head into the coming season with visions of a division title, but when I think of this $183 million mess I get derailed.

Playing Hanley Ramirez at first base is just a joke of an idea. I hope Hazen slaps Dombrowski out of his delusional dream state before they waste Travis Shaw. Pablo Sandoval? Good lord, I don’t even know what to do with him. It’s doubtful either one can be traded for anything more than a box of stale Clif Bars, unless the Sox really have enough money to be able to swallow all of that.

The silver lining? I hope that Dombrowski and Hazen will learn the harsh lesson of handing out huge contracts to guys around 30 years old……..oh crap.

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