Naming the “John Scott” MLB All-Stars

Outfield: L.J. Hoes, Baltimore Orioles

Source: Scott Halleran/Getty Images North America

Source: Scott Halleran/Getty Images North America

There’s no reason to try and avoid it. We all know why L.J. Hoes is here. It’s because of his limited experience, the fact that he’s one of the rare players to wear the number 0, and because he’s got an awesome twitter handle of @MRLJHOES2U.

Okay, it’s because of his awesome last name. Yes it’s a childish joke, but who says baseball fans can’t be a little fun and joking. Hoes will go down as having one of the better names in baseball, and that’s why he occupies our final outfield spot.

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