5. Chase Headley currently has zero extra-base hits through twenty-eight games played. It seems hard to believe. Almost an impossible feat for lack of a better term. He currently qualifies for the batting title and, obviously, ranks last among qualified hitters in SLG%. But it is worse than that. His current SLG% sits at .178, which would be the worst mark in major-league history by a player that qualified for the batting title. The. Worst. Ever.
NOTE: These numbers reflect games played through May 11th and do not include Headley’s numbers from May 12th.